This week's classic television bit takes us back to 1977 and north of the border to Toronto, where it's always sunny with a chance of Skoal showers. From the Canadian Broadcasting Company archives on YouTube, here's Blue Jays pitching coach Bob Miller describing his hilarious methods of spitting tobacco juice on an umpire's feet without getting caught, also known in today's parlance as "being a total jackass":
Sick. Luckily for Bob, he died in a car accident well before the cancer could plague his gums and throat. Don't chew tobacco, kids, or you might roll your Camaro.