Jake Peavy Still Has a Bitter Taste in His Mouth

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Gaslamp Ball is one of the hardest working blogs in the baseballblogosphere as they actually take the time to transcribe radio interviews with big leaguers. Thank goodness, because then other bloggers like me can steal the details without wasting time actually listening to these horribly boring athletes blather on with softball-lobbing radio guys. Oh really? You want to give 110% and leave it out on the field?

The latest interviewee was ace pitcher Jake Peavy, and after decrying Twitter for letting folks report false Jake Peavy sightings at pharmacies, he's got something to say to all them bloggin' folks writing them blogs:

"There are plenty of blogs out there that are inaccurate as inaccurate gets from fans. Obviously those are brought to your attention by the people that look out for you."

Yes, obviously. Jake is probably still seething from the mild hoopla and brief uproar created by the pictures of him drinking Jager straight from the bottle were published on the web a few years back. It was a charity event, people! Drinking the Jager straight from the bottle helped autistic kids!

Peavy then played the "I have a family" card:

"I play a professional sport for a living, I got three kids and a family to take care of, I'm not on the internet, I can promise you that." "I don't have the time or the will to want to do anything that. I don't want to sit down on a daily basis and write a blog! I'm sorry"

Good for you Jake, nobody wants to read your inane blatherings about Travis Tritt and Jesus Christ anyway. He said there's a fake Jake Peavy Twitter account out there and he's waiting on the results of the Tony LaRussa lawsuit before he decides to pursue any legal action. Forget that noise, Jake, just hurry up and choose the team you want to be traded to so we can enjoy your beautiful pitching stylings in the playoffs, son.


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11 Comments

Reading this kind of idiocy makes me respect Chipper even more for saying that he does occasionally read what people are writing, and while he may not have a ton of time, he tries to hear what people are saying.

Because that's honest and doesn't make you sound like an obtuse redneck with too much money and too many kids.

BUT HOW TALL IS JAKE PEAVY?

I would read that, but it would just want to make me punch this douche more.
Enjoy getting lit up on the North Side.. .eventually, Jake.

Maybe that's why he rejected the trade to Alanta, Kris. He was worried Chipper would go on DOB's blog again and dish about what Peavy shot over the weekend at the buffalo hunt.

He has no time for the internet? Right, baseball players have no down time at all while on the road. Maybe he's busy visiting modern art museums and poetry slams.

Wait. He is an obtuse redneck with too much money and too many kids.

And since we're being honest ... there are some really shitty blogs out there. Not all of them are run by outstanding young gentlemen like yourselves.

Phony brings up a good point. Peavy's idea of a blog is probably some AOL story and well, I'd hate blogs too if that's what I thought they were.

Yeah fine but what does "I don't have the time or the will to want to do anything that" even mean?

He doesn't have the time to want to write a blog? THAT'S NOT EVEN ENGLISH, KEITH.

I hate every blog that's about blogging. Which is pretty much what this blog is about half the blogging time.

The extra "that" at the end of that quote was meant for "Jake is probably still seething from the mild hoopla and brief uproar created by the pictures of him drinking Jager straight from the bottle [HERE] were"

JK ROB I LUV U

I figured a screencap of Rosie O'Donnell tripping and falling on her face would make up for it.
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