Hey kids, I've got legs but am totally clueless as how to use them.
- IS this one of Roy Oswalt's last starts in an Astro uniform? Not unless you trade him to somewhere he likes, nah nah nah. /pouts
- WILL you join us at 10PM tonight for yet another episode of the Furious Five Podcast? Listening live is the new black.
- HOW will Edinson Volquez fare in his return to the mound? Hiroki Kuroda also comes back to pitch his second game of the year.
- WHY haven't I mentioned FSU's absolute drubbing of Ohio State yet? Because they still have plenty of time to dish out disappointment. I know my teams all too well.
- WILL the Brewers stay hot after making me look dumb and sweeping the Reds? They've got the Fish down in the Sunshine state.
If listening live is the new black, then what the hell am I supposed to do with this new black dress I bought for the Heist?
I CAN FEEL IT COMING BACK AGAIN
LIKE A ROLLING THUNDER CHASING THE WIND
oh you said, listening live, not listening to Live
So meta.
I was promised naked pictures of Tommy Lasorda
But...but the WoW-cast is at dinnertime for me. I can't masticate and listen to you at the same time. I CAN'T.
On balance, not an evening of compelling pitching matchups.
Both copies of that book are checked out for the next 2 to 3 weeks. I can't even get it on interlibrary loan. What kind of Dead Sea Scrolls are we reading here?
So all the Yankees had to do is get rid of Giambi in order to break the MLB record of consecutive errorless games.