Tonight's Questions

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Hey kids, the answers to what comes next and how to like it.

  • WILL Randy Johnson get his 300th win? To put this into perspective, he has won 299 games. In other words, he only needs to win one more for 300. What I'm saying is if you laid his wins end to end it would reach from here to nowhere because wins are non-tangible.

  • CAN Arizona bounce back against the Dodgers after last night's heartbreaker?

  • WILL the Rangers atone for last night's drubbing versus the Yankees? There were some hard slides, brushbacks and warnings last night, making this your best bet for a brawl. Besides when your girlfriend gets home.

  • WILL the Rays take another one from the again hapless Royals?

  • DID you know that today is Martha Washington's birthday? She was a hip, hip, hip, lady.

Go forth in Wednesdayness. We'll back tomorrow with everything you want and nothing you need. Including me, liveglogging the Red Sox from a pub. Should be wild. Same WoW channel. You too, Baby Satan.


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16 Comments

Good call on the Rangers and Yankees, Kris. We're totally overdue for a bench-clearing "incident".

The storms floating through the NYC area portend massive mudslinging in the Stadium tonight. I can't wait to see Andruw Jones slip n slide.

If Andruw Jones slips and falls down, will there be 20+ people to help push him back out to sea?

Martha Washington was a foxxx

I'm tempted to go see Randy Johnson make history but I'm not sure I want to pay to watch 5 MORE innings of Natsball to do it.

Also non-tangible: "non-tangible".

Jesus, you are gonna live-glog Wakefield vs Willis?

Bring a spare keyboard, my friend.

FYI our friend Drew the Barber is liveglogging the Yankees-Rangers tussle tonight at The Score which I think is Canadian for The ESPN.

No Rob, thats EhSPN.

Arizona will do just fine if they keep the ball away from anybody sharing DNA with Stinky Schlereth.

I've been known to refer to my 4 year old as baby Satan

thanks for the info on the Yankee live glog, I'm stuck in Tennessee for the week and won't be able to watch the game again.

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!! NATE McCLOUTH IS IN THE BRAVES OWNERS BOX! YOU SHOULD SEE THE CHEW FALLING OUT OF CHIPPERS MOUTH AS HE SORT OF GRINS!

OMG NATE MCBLUTH!

Look out for Loose Seals McBluth

Is he wearing a bow tie?

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