- SHOULD the Rays introduce David Price to the strikezone? It's important that they meet, especially with his Rays looking to continue their winning streak in the big fat swollen air of Colorado.
- WILL Zack Greinke keep his dream season going against Max and the 'Backs? It's the battle for soap opera babyname supremacy!
- MIGHT Chien-Ming Wang be so far gone that he can't even hold the Nationals at bay? Poorly structured as the team might be, Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman will turn out even the proudest sneaker pimp.
- PROVIDED the Brad Penny Tradebait Express avoids any bends in the track against the Marlins, should we expect to see him gone by the end of the month? Penny takes on his former employers. If they treated him the way they treat their current star, expect Penny to be out for blood.
- DOES the Edwin Jackson Experience continue tonight against Albert and the Cardinals? I'm giving it the old glog treatment for the Canadian teevee people. Can he Bob Gibson Bob Gibson's former team? Only time will tell. And the fact that he's Edwin Jackson. Let's go with no.
That'll do it for today, friends. Check back tomorrow; we hope to have video of Pat Burrell performing magic tricks with a series of gloves and groupies. Same Adult WoW channel.
WILL Drew commit hari-kari now that Doc Halladay has hit the creampuff list?
Why is Edwin Jackson the next Bob Gibson and not, say, Tim Lincecum? Are they both from Nebraska or something?
I only permeate the racism, I don't generate it.
Oh, no worries. I was asking rhetoricals. At least that's what I call talking to myself.
Man, if I could stay home tonight, I'd totally watch the Nats/Yankees game. I watched the 14-12 game in Cleveland two nights ago and I wouldn't be surprised if it happened again tonight in the Bronx.
OK, ESPN's "Bottom Line" thingy just ran a Score Update on the game they're showing on ESPN. Brain...hurting...
Sitting at home and Corey Patterson is in the Nats lineup tonight. DAMN YOU, POOR TIMING
Boog is talking about fangraphs during the game.
eat shit Joe Morgan
THE SINGLE GAYEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. If you're not a gay before watching, you'll be mincing around afterwards for SURE.
The Nats are setting new lows. They pitched out and sill couldn't throw Brett Gardner out, ten watched helplessly as he stole third while the catcher couldn't get he ball out of his glove. All this in a 1-run game in the ninth.
With one out, A-rod just walked. Hey Alex, there's a runner on third. You're the best hitter around. Swing the bat.
I left a whole lot of letters out of that comment, didn't I?
BAHAHAHAHAH Robbie Cano fouls off a million pitches then grounds into a game-ending double play. The blood is on your hands, A-Rod.
HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS YANKEES JAMOOKS?
With infinite sadness.
I mock, but my favorite club has just been taken to the woodshed by Scott Richmond, a man who I deemed unworthy of a roster spot in a 20-team fantasy league. Also, I'm glad the Jays could get their first two interleague wins on the road in Philly. That's not shameful at all.
DEGENERATE GAMBLER'S NATS PROP BET DOT RACE
Nats Wins: 17
Nats Blown Saves: 16
Adam Dunn HRs: 18