My grammar and spelling could not possibly have been more shoehorned in that alliterative blogpost title. But still! Cliff Lee is a Philly now, y'all. I don't know who to credit since I read about 382 different re-Tweets on Twitter, so I'll just link something good later on. For now:
Phillies acquire Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco for Jason Knapp, Carlos Carrasco, Jason Donald and catcher Lou Marson.
He's no Roy Halladay, but Cliff Lee is the reigning AL Cy Young winner AND a lithe lefty who pretty much doesn't walk anyone, and he's having himself a nice year despite the 7-9 record. He's got a 3.14 ERA and even if that goes up an entire run by pitching half his games in CBP, he'll still get 50% more run support. So, enjoy it, Phillies fans. Keep piling on the wins.