Diamondbacks broadcaster Todd Walsh had a huge get on Tuesday night as part of the team's efforts to hype up Mark Reynolds for the All Star Game final vote nonsense: Senator John McCain!
McCain promised to make his endorsement of Reynolds official by posting it on his Twitter account. Unfortunately, picking up a pineapple and speaking into the stem end does not count as a 'tweet', you old fart.

I would like to tweet his daughter.
MAVERICK!
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