SHRIMP INDEPENDENCE! CUBS WIN ON WALKOFF WALK!

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The Chicago Cubs just won on a walkoff walk over the Milwaukee Brewers! Jake Fox was the hero, drawing ball four after Geovany Soto was intentionally walked to load the bases. Mike DeFelice was the loser and allowed me to post this:


God Bless America and God Bless the Shrimp!


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Dammit

Making the shrimp run on a national holiday might be against labor laws.

It's not the 4th yet Tuffy.

The U.S. Department of Commerce begs to differ with your casual response:

http://www.buyusa.gov/uk/en/us_bank_holidays.html

It depends. What's the shrimp's nonfarm income?

The shrimp doesn't have a large source of nonfarm income, but the treadmill is federally funded.

what better way to start the weekend?

My balls provide all the nonfarm income I'll ever need.

Chief, tonight's game doesn't count.

I want that video played at my funeral.

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