- HAS Jeff Francouer cemented his job as a bench player? If he's out of the lineup again tonight, that's four straight games.
- WHAT the heck is a Rzepczynski?
- HOW does Cincinnati recover from a historical slaughtering? With Aaron Harang, of course!
- CAN can the Texas Rangers and starter Dustin Nippert nip the Angelheim Angels with a mediocre John Lackey?
- GOTTA tinkle? Ain't nobody gonna get in your way now.
- EXACTLY how long has the Earth been around?
Dear reader, please do me a favor and go home tonight and watch some baseball on television. If you don't have a television, read a good baseball book. If you can't read, go outside and have a catch with some neighborhood kids. Nothing else going on today/tonight worthy of your attention. Until tomorrow, same WoW channel.

Francoeur should be a bench player on the Gwinnett Braves
David O'Brien
July 7th, 2009
4:33 pm
THIS JUST IN: Dempster to DL with a fractured toe, Zambrano will START TONIGHT.
CREAMPUFFED!
Nate Silver doubles up after first day of World Series of Poker; PECOTA comparables upgraded to Jason Alexander, "Worm" Murphy.
Sign me up for that smart car. I've always wanted a vehicle that runs on poutine.
I simply do not understand the appeal of the Smart car. The mpg is about half of what it should be to justify the price/size/safety/performance calculus you resign yourself to when you drive one of these things.
I can understand where Gorge is coming from. But, speaking as a person who has driven minivans and pickup trucks since he got his license (read: drummer)... WANT SMALL CAR
This just in: mets fans equally as sanctimonious as the rest of baseball re: Manny.