- HAS Jeff Francouer cemented his job as a bench player? If he's out of the lineup again tonight, that's four straight games.
- WHAT the heck is a Rzepczynski?
- HOW does Cincinnati recover from a historical slaughtering? With Aaron Harang, of course!
- CAN can the Texas Rangers and starter Dustin Nippert nip the Angelheim Angels with a mediocre John Lackey?
- GOTTA tinkle? Ain't nobody gonna get in your way now.
- EXACTLY how long has the Earth been around?
Dear reader, please do me a favor and go home tonight and watch some baseball on television. If you don't have a television, read a good baseball book. If you can't read, go outside and have a catch with some neighborhood kids. Nothing else going on today/tonight worthy of your attention. Until tomorrow, same WoW channel.