Via MLB Daily Dish:
Had the Red Sox not earned those tidy World Series wins in 2004 and 2007, this moment would have been a lot more angsty and bittersweet, a broken town welcoming back their broken-down former hero. But Dave Roberts, Mariano Rivera, Johnny Damon, yada yada yada happened and now Nomar Garciaparra is welcomed with open arms by a bunch of self-satisfied micks. Go figure.
If you listen close enough you can hear Tommy from Quincy yell, "fack you Nomah"
YAYYYYYYY, You're on a completely non-threatening and out-of-contention team! WOOOOOOOO! You're statistically insignificant! HUZZAHHHH! If you went to New York like that Judas Damon, we would dot our chowder with your blood! YAYYYYYYYYY!