Ernie Harwell Is Wistful For Games of Pepper, Matlock Reruns

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Ernie Harwell retired from the Tigers broadcast booth in 2002 but, surprisingly, did not shrivel up and die within 18 months. Nope, instead, he's writing up a storm for the Detroit Free Press and advocating the return of pepper.

I remember newsreels of the St. Louis Cardinals playing pepper before their 1934 World Series games against the Tigers. The Cards were acrobatic, adding all kinds of tricks and gimmicks to their games. Fans loved to watch. And the players also seemed to derive a lot of enjoyment.

Why did pepper disappear? The main reason is that ballclubs began to schedule such structured practice regimes before their games that there was hardly time left to squeeze in a game of pepper. Also, the modern players now can relax before each game in a luxurious clubhouse with their own café -- something more tempting than another kind of pregame exercise.

Ah, the halcyon days of 1934, when baseball clowns would entertain the masses with their acrobatic tomfoolery and when Dominicans had to use separate water fountains! None of this modern day nonsense of La-Z-Boy recliners in the clubhouse and big screen television sets with Atari games and something called a "latte". No wonder the young whippersnappers aren't playing pepper before the game anymore; they're too busy fooling around on laptop computerators, dialing up newfangled statistics like VORP and WARP and GORP!

Also, get off my lawn you butthole surfers.

(via Rob Neyer's Sweet Sweetback Baadasssss Spot)


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Little-known fact: Harwell also wrote the lyrics for the Butthole Surfers first album, including the timeless couplet:

There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!

If this is all one giant subliminal ad for Chili's, I'm going to retch as if I ate there today.

NO PEPPER

But has Harwell ever seen the Zooperstars? Because the Gashouse Gang ain't got shit on a game of ring toss between Roger Clamens and Monkey Mantle.

I haven't heard that Butthole Sufers song in a long time...

...and I didn't miss it.

Did you notice how they edited out the words "racist" and "shot" in that video? Is that MTV2's policy now? You can't say those words in songs?

@freetzy

I know full well MTV edits out drug and gun references. "Racist" was probably next on the list...

Back in my day, all we warmed up with was a Commodore 64. And we liked it.

Some stabbed Ernie Harwell with an umbrella!

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