Hey kids, I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled.
- WILL the Brewers/Dodgers tilt feature a well timed brawl? Prince Fielder straight up lost his shit post game ce soir. I wanna see him give somebody an Earthquake Splash.
- CAN that guy with the name help the Blue Jays rebound against the Yanks?
- WHAT is the difference between the Phillies and The Roxtaugust Rockies? Only .010 winning pct. points.
- WHAT is the worst part of the Joel Tennenbaum story? The amount of money he had to pay for downloading 30 songs, the actual songs that he downloaded, or the lame jokes the Globe made in that photo gallery?
- WILL Rich Harden ever lose to the Reds? So much for my preseason optimism on Dusty's boys. They've been piss poor over the past few weeks.
Walkoff Walk Beach Week continues tomorrow with DMac, Drew and myself. Fly like Christ. Same WoW channel.