- WHO are the dago ad wizards who came up with this sad "baseball as war" metaphor-slash-advertisement?
- HOW underrated is the current class of offensively-minded shortstops? Very.
- CAN you imagine Greg Maddux anchoring a mid-1990s Yankee rotation?
- WHAT does the Red Sox robotic knuckleball machine use for fuel? I heard a rumour it was people.
- DID I just meld the normal Thursday linkpunch and Tonight's Questions? Yes!
There are only three games on the sked tonight; if you've got MLB Network, you can catch the Astros-Marlins jam at 7PM. Otherwise, we'll see you tomorrow with all your Friday favorites. Same WoW channel.
In the early 2000s, I told anyone who would listen that Tejada was the 2nd best SS in MLB, but nobody listened.
Then they came for me and there was nobody left to speak up? Is that how the saying goes?