- IF Johan Santana and his Mets beat Kenshin Kawakami and his Braves, will Kenny be forced to give Jonny a ride in his Maserati?
- YOU busy tonight? If not, wanna make some Grilled Charlies, pop some popcorn, and watch the Phillies-Diamondbacks on the MLB Network?
- SERIOUSLY, is Jarrod Washburn secretly still working for Jack Zduriencik and the Mariners? Fella gave up four tater tots to his old team today at Comerica.
- ARE you ready for the Drew Stubbs revolution? The dude who replaced Willy's Salsa on the Reds roster clobbered a walkoff dong today to lift the Reds over the Giants in 10.
Tomorrow is Friday, you ain't got s**t to do, some come back over here and we'll throw Friday Favorites at you so fast it'll make Hal McCoy's dentures spin. Same WoW channel.