- WON'T you help us welcome our good Philly friend Dan McQuade to the Walkoff Walk Furious Five radio show tonight at 10PM? Listening live helps cure malaria in third world countries.
- IF we allowed you to watch the Tigers-Angels tilt on ESPN2 with your teevee on mute, would that sweeten the pot at all? Weaver and Verlander will be listening, too.
- COULD you ever imagine that a Jason Marquis-Barry Zito faceoff would have more juice than any given Roy Halladay start? Sorry, Canada.
- HOW pissed off do you think Jim Riggleman was in a room full of curious Nats bloggers?
Short day today, youse guys. If you have a spare ten minutes, please go back and read Drew's latest Kicking and Screaming. Otherwise, we'll "see" you on the "radio" tonight. Same WoW channel.

Riggleman, to himself: "They actually let these turds out of their mothers' basements?!"
I love that Jim Riggleman said "you can probably go back to Abner Doubleday" when talking about baseball history. I only go back to Abner Doubleday when talking about the Civil War.
(Yes, I'm sure Riggleman knows it's a myth. Whatever.)