Some fat guy with a fishing rod "cast" out the ceremonial first pitch at Rogers Centre last week in front of the gathered dozens in the stands. Blue Jays fever! Catch it!
In related news, a NASCAR driver will fart out the first pitch at an upcoming Braves game.
(via Stoeten at Drunk Jays Fans)
After Chipper retires, the Braves'll bring him back to deliver the ceremonial first pitch with a hunting slingshot.
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT ALL YOUR CITIZENSHIP PAPERS SORTED OUT, McCANN.
I'll echo the sentiment reeking from the body language of Brett Cecil - the lithe lefty charged with participating in this horseshit stunt - FML.
a NASCAR driver will fart out the first pitch at an upcoming Braves game.
This may have even been worse than a nascar fart.
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