Blue Jays Worsening Offense Sleeps With the Fishes

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Some fat guy with a fishing rod "cast" out the ceremonial first pitch at Rogers Centre last week in front of the gathered dozens in the stands. Blue Jays fever! Catch it!

In related news, a NASCAR driver will fart out the first pitch at an upcoming Braves game.

(via Stoeten at Drunk Jays Fans)


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After Chipper retires, the Braves'll bring him back to deliver the ceremonial first pitch with a hunting slingshot.

I HOPE YOU'VE GOT ALL YOUR CITIZENSHIP PAPERS SORTED OUT, McCANN.

I'll echo the sentiment reeking from the body language of Brett Cecil - the lithe lefty charged with participating in this horseshit stunt - FML.

a NASCAR driver will fart out the first pitch at an upcoming Braves game.

This may have even been worse than a nascar fart.

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