Cole Hamels and his super-hot wife Heidi (of Survivor fame!) have no children...yet. Heidi's due to pop one out this winter, but that's not stopping Mr. and Mrs. Hamels from abducting two random children to fool around with in bed in a magazine advertisement for their fancy-schmancy condo building in Philly. Words fail. The only thing I feel from these ads reproduced by Philebrity are massive douche chills.
(via the 700 Level)