Hey kids, though I am poor I am free
- CAN you believe that the Yahoo! commenters spoke kindly of my Yankees postseason entrance exam at Big League Stew? Well, at least one of 'em did.
- WHY didn't Touching Base's Jesse Spector try to aim a bit higher when he started interviewing bloggers with yours truly?
- WHAT caused one of my all-time favorite players to get arrested down in Houston?
- I'M starving, we got any pasta, tomatoes, and basil in the shape of a flag back there?
- SHOULD I be pissed that Bruce Springsteen won't be playing the "Darkness" album on Saturday night when I head to Giants Stadium, or happy that I get to hear "I'm on Fire"?
Tonight: the Twins and Tigers tussle in the second part of a day-nighter out in Comerica Park. Justin Verlander will try to stop Minnesota from knotting the AL Central up in a tie. Joe Mauer will be catching again today, allegedly telling Coach Gardenhire, "I got this." The game in on MLB Network at 7PM.
Also on tap tonight: Tim Hudson versus Josh Johnson in the Braves-Marlins tussle at 7PM and Chris Narveson-Jason Marquis in the Brewers-Rockies game at 8:40PM. Both games have absolute importance. You will follow them closely. Until tomorrow, same WoW channel.
You should be pissed that you're going to see Springsteen at Giants Stadium. Let the jamookery begin.
They're closing down the factory, Wennnnndy
Gonna ride til the night meets the dawn
With you by my side all's I need
Our heat is like a burning tire fire in Kearny
That's a song, right?
Guy Clark is all over the place on BLS
I would be pissed if I had to see Springsteen anywhere.
I'm not a Springsteen fan, but I will say this: That man knows how to put on a live show.
This comment on BLS may be the best thing I've ever read:
From "Brian C"
And if you say well my team is in a small market and can't support that kind of money well then your city quite frankly doesn't deserve a baseball team.
That commenter is Brian Cashman, without a doubt.
Guy Clark is all over the place on BLS
Must be the cloven hooves crashing into delicate mouse buttons.
Our Angels fan hookup had to back out. If ANYONE knows an Angels fan who wants to write something for WoW, lemme know.
Otherwise, I am just going to post a picture of Mike Scioscia's fat head and Photoshop some pappardelle on top.
Josh johnson just singled and a run scored but Diaz threw out a guy they sent from home
1-0 marlins
2-1 marlins through 4
5-2 Tigers through five and a half
MATT_D WITH a 3 RUN TATER JAM
TIE GAME IN ATLANTA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adam Lind has three home runs, Iracane's junk just moved.
Phillies busy figuring out ways to blow a 7-4 lead after six and a half innings.
Justin Verlander's wheels are coming off. Slowly, but still coming off enough that he'll need a tow soon. 5-4 now.
Oh don't worry, Tigers fans. FERNANDO RODNEY IS WARMING IN THE PEN.
Adam Lind has three home runs, Iracane's junk just moved.
My junk is quite active tonight.
Guy Clark has three home runs!
Well the Marlins take the lead right back. 5-4
New Avett Brothers record is wicked sad especially on a nighttime bus ride. I feel like Geoff Baker
Avett Brothers 13, My Emo Blathering 0
In Detroit, it's the ninth inning, where men are made.
http://instantbueller.com/
Fernando Rodney is currently tending to a small grease fire. 6-5 Tigers, runner at second, two outs.
This guy in the green sweater, wigging out at the Phillies game, needs to be captured for all to enjoy.
Oh, and Tigers win.
This guy in the green sweater, wigging out at the Phillies game, needs to be captured for all to enjoy.
Oh, and Tigers win.
Kyle Farnsworth is on the mound at Yankee Stadium in the ninth to protect a one run lead AND HE'S ACTUALLY DOING A GOOD JOB.
YOU ONLY HAVE TO CLICK SUBMIT ONCE I SWEAR TO GOD
I just said nice things about Kyle Farnsworth but the comment got hung up. Anyway, he then booted an easy grounder and gave up a single to Hinske so fuck him
We need a new hamster.
I find that the site runs much like an AM radio station that powers down at night--the vast majority of timing out happens during TQ. It's part of the charm, Rob. Even if it's MADDENING AS HELL.
Farnsworth blew the save! Color me surprised.
Juan Miranda nails the walkoff infield single to help the Yankees win. The game-winning hit was booted by YOU GUESSED IT Kyle fucking Farnsworth.
EAT SHIT KANSAS CITIZENS
braves lose.
fuck
JASON KEN DOLL HIT A 3-RUN TATER TOT
TIE GAME GOING INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH IN DENVER
Phillies magic number? It's one bitches!
Uno
Ein
одно
一つ
Need I go on?