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Hey kids, fight tooth and nail but watch the hair

FIN.

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Say what you will about the Cards taking Smoltz and the Giants pitching Penny, the Red Sox are using a dude with a 57 ERA+ and who refuses to condition in a way that would actually make his arm stronger.

(Note: this bitterness mostly comes from me drafting Dice K in the fantasy league and sticking with him far too long.)

Yo Hampton, Ima let you finish, but Pavano had one of the best comebacks from injury of ALL TIME.

WILL Jarrod Washburn remember its the Tigers he is supposed to be pitching for and not the other team on the field?

Barry Zito operates on an ethereal plane of existence we cannot comprehend in our present state. It's like, the waves of the SF Bay are analogous to the waves in our brain, and we need to ride the ebb and flow without resisting in order to perform at our most Zen-like levels.

/snaps fingers in approval, plays bongos

Goddamn, Hot Doug's is so good it'll make you slap your mama.

I love murals. There, I said it.

I would argue that because Dice-K is starting tonight this is the most important games of the stretch run for Boston, not that he is starting a game in an important series.

WILL people stop trying to pin Manny's "slump" on steroids and remember that he routinely takes time off from earth every year around now anyway?

WILL San Fran please win tonight so that there is a viable race to watch in the West come next week?

WILL people stop trying to pin Manny's "slump" on steroids and remember that he routinely takes time off from earth every year around now anyway?

WILL San Fran please win tonight so that there is a viable race to watch in the West come next week?

Good news UU and Rob, I'm glogging the Yankees tonight. Bad news: Halladay starts for the Jays.

WILL Guy Clark stop pimping Manny's slump?

Holy crap, Jorge Posada is a sub-standard human being.

"Hey kids, fight tooth and nail but watch the hair"

With that quote, I am now 100 percent convinced that Rob is a full-on witch. Also, Posada's fey elbow toss as he crossed in front of Carlson ranks right up there with A-rod's '04 glove slap on the list of "all-time fruit moves by a Yankee."

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