Send Your Dry Cleaning Bills to Chan Ho Park

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Sixty-five million dollars buys a lot of Dom Perignon, you know. Chan Ho Park, who once tricked Rangers owner Tom Hicks into giving away $65 mil for five years of ineffectiveness, has finally reached the World Series and celebrated it by spraying champers all over the unwashed masses at Citizens Bank Park. Here's a nicely-edited video of American Taco-lover Park by someone with too much time on his/her hands:


Via our good friend Meech at The Fightins, who will be one sad guinea come next Monday.


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Via our good friend Meech at The Fightins, who will be one sad guinea come next Monday.

That's how it starts? With a little trash talk buried under a youtube jaunt? This place is gonna BURN this week, Icarane, right down to the mothereffing studs.

WE POPPIN BOTTLES LIKE WE WON A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
FEEL LIKE I GOT ON A CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT
CUZ I BALL HARD
OH YES I BALL HARDER
BECAUSE I AM BIRDMAN
AND I AM J R-UH

right = ring

We sippin Santana champ cuz it's so crisp

Next Monday?
Rob's trash talk is so bold that he doesn't just predict a win but he pridicts it will only take 5 games.
Go Phillies!!!

Since game 4 probably won't end until after 12 am next Monday I read it as Rob predicting a Yankees sweep. Which sounds good to me.

BC, I read it as Rob implying a sweep, meaning Meech (and the rest of us happy-go-lucky Phils fans) would wake on Monday morning with tears in our coffee.

Yeah, Rob's totally implying a sweep there. Well, I guess a little hubris never hurt anyone, huh?

Little known fact: UU and I are Tomax and Xamot, the identical twins from GI Joe. Except we've settled in different parts of the Northeast. He goes to Old Country buffet at 4PM, I go to Golden Corral at 8PM. DIFFERENT BUT THE SAME

BREAKING NEWS

There's been a shortage of grain alchol in the greater northeast as thousands prepare riot juice.

I thought the same thing too but I wanted to give him the benifit of the doubt. Ah the hubris of Yankee fans

I'm trying my hardest to be fair.

If only Kris was still alive, he could be our beacon of honor and justice.

The best part is going to be when Chad Gaudin wins game 4 for the Yankees sweep.

80 proof moonshine? why did you get the kid's version?

It's not for drinking, Matt, it's for pouring over myself and lighting a match to when I think about the Game 1 starting pitchers.

That'll definitely light, Chief.

I'm traveling all day Wednesday but will make sure to get to my hotel for the first pitch and the beginning of what is sure to be a week of epic livegloggery.

Cheer up Wahoo, you guys just hired Manny Acta to manage the team.

Are Rob, 310, and I the only regulars here rooting for the Yankees? If so, 310 is hereby an honorary dago.

I don't think I'm 'rooting for the yankees' per se, but I don't want to Phillies to win (sorry guys, you're all awesome, but rivals)

What's the "honorary" noise? I'm an actual dago. See: Rob's post announcing my arrival a few weeks back.

I am rooting for poor managerial decisions, silly errors, close games and lots of booing by the home teams

home crouds

Honorary Dago? You get a back-hair merkin with that?

My bad 310, I missed that one.

Wahoo, yes. That and a gallon of olive oil and a pound of your choice of either mortadela or capicola.

I'm with BCTF. Simply put, I'm rooting for chaos.

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