Making your way to the playoffs today takes everything you've gotTaking a spot in the final eight teams sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to beat LA?
Or a place 30 miles away?
Where your team inflicts the pain
And the monkey's quite insane
You wanna be where you can see
The Red Sox win all the games
You wanna be where everybody knows
Gary Matthews' shame.
(The establishment thanks you in advance for being kind enough to drink at home tonight. Liveglog after the jump.)

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