Our pal Troy from West Virginia, noted Dodgers fan and occassional stalker, has penned perhaps the greatest baseball parody song in the history of baseball parody songs to taunt Cardinals outfielder Matt Holliday. Have a listen:
"Drilled in the gnads, Matt Holliday!" Never has a lyric been written with such care and genius! He's a true wordsmith and songwriting master. That song sounds like it came right out of the Brill Building circa 1965 and Troy is the new generation's Burt Bacharach.
(via Diamond Notes, natch)