Hey kids, sing it don't say it
- WHO gets the privilege of depressing the plunger and imploding the awful Metrodome once the Twins season ends on Sunday? My vote is for Lonnie Smith.
- WILL Ozzie Guillen and his ChiSox play spoiler for the Tigers and can the Twins roll over the Royals? Minny's just two back of Detroit but will face Zack Greinke in a must-win game tomorrow.
- COULD the Rockies really sweep the Dodgers and win the NL West? Los Angeles has really been slumping of late, which means they'll probably win the World Series.
- DID our buddy PUNTE do a better Ted Williams frozen head Photoshop?
One other game of note this weekend: tonight, CC Sabathia takes on the Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field, with the Kris Liakos vs Rob Iracane Bon Jovi Bet knotted at 139 apiece thanks to Lester's six shutout innings last night. If CC does well, get ready to hear Catshirt howl out "It's My Life" on YouTube. If CC gets bombed, get ready for Rob Iracane to renege on another bet (like Shawn Chacon!)
I'll need no more than one run allowed but Sabathia has a poor history on the road in St. Pete, giving up 8 homers in just 48 career innings there. In comparison, he's allowed but 6 tater tots in New Yankee Stadium over 100 innings of work. Pray for me and my sanity, but if there's a tie, there will be a duet.
Tomorrow: one more Oktoberfest post. Sunday: the regular season will be doneskis. Monday: final Oktoberfest post and the return of the Walkoff Walk Dot Com Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. You've been warned, same WoW channel.