As I note with a bit more substance in this post from that other dark corner of the Internet I usually hang out at while in my mom's basement, I am extremely enthused about Peter Gammons' move to the MLB Network. His Red Sox homerism aside, the move makes me reminisce of the glory days of Baseball Tonight before ESPN wholly jumped the shark with its baseball coverage. Gammons and Reynolds reunited? What shall a man do to celebrate? The above musical tribute, you say? Where did I leave my air guitar?!
This makes me so happy I might punch a fucking goombah or guinea or whatever it is Iracane prefers.
That may be the most disturbing song ever.
That was the first song my wife and I danced to at our wedding.
FALSE.
Gammons is leaving ESPN to become a children's party entertainer. He has already drafted the paperwork to legally change his name to "Funbox T. Ruggles"
He has already drafted the paperwork to legally change his name to "Funbox T. Ruggles"
Too late. [Local Female Sideline Reporter] already beat him to it.
GEOFF BAKER MEET COREY PATTERSON
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/12/mariners-sign-corey-patterson.html
As long as they don't break the immutable law of the universe, matt_t, I'm sure it'll be fine.