Either Chicago White Sox pitcher Freddy Garcia showed up to SoxFest 2010 with a little flask full of social lubricant or he just does a spot-on impersonation of a typical Cubs fan when he's busy bashing 'em. See, because they like to drink. A lot. Heck, I haven't seen a baseball player this tipsy since the time Miguel Cabrera dove headfirst into a barrel full of Cachaça at MarlinsFest 2006.
(we owe a barrel full of Coke Zero and a pallet of double cheeseburgers to 'Duk)

That's the exact outfit I want Kris and Rob to wear to all Heists this year.
Booze:Venezuelan Baseball Players::Weed:???
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Booze:Venezuelan Baseball Players::Weed:Walkoff Walk commenters::Crack::Mets fans
Booze: Venezuelan Baseball Players :: Weed:Walkoff Walk Commenters :: Hate crimes: 90% of Red Sox Nation
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And back to back Cy Young winners.
ERIC BYRNES IS THE FACE OF GRIM DEATH