Pirates To Bat Pitcher 8th, Win World Series

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wow.count.8.jpg Problem: The Pirates haven't had a winning season since 1992. Solution: Bat the pitcher eighth!

In a move to stimulate an offense that ranked at the major-league bottom in most key categories, Pirates manager John Russell posted a lineup for the second time in three days that he plans to use throughout the 2010 season: The pitcher batting No. 8, shortstop Ronny Cedeno behind him as a secondary "leadoff" hitter, Aki Iwamura No. 1 and Andrew McCutchen No. 2.

"I think we're going to look at it and probably go with it," Russell said this morning, after posting a lineup with starter Paul Maholm batting eighth and shortstop Bobby Crosby -- a late recplacement for a scratched Cedeno, who's battling lower-back tightness -- batting ninth. "We tried it a couple of years ago, trying to get the right guys in the lineup. I think we have that now with Aki and Andrew and Ronny and Andy [LaRoche] hitting in front of the pitcher, a patient-type hitter. it sets us up to be able to score more runs and get a couple of hitters in front of Andrew. With the makeup of our lineup, it only seemed to make a lot more sense to get more guys in scoring position in front of AKi, Andrew and [Garrett] Jones and [Ryan] Doumit. I think we have the personnel to do it."

As if things weren't bad enough for Pirates fans. First, they have a gorgeous baseball stadium that's always half-empty (but not on August 7!). Second, they've had to endure 16 straight losing seasons. (For comparison: The Phillies, once the standard-bearers of horrible baseball, have had nine winning seasons since the Pirates' last year over .500. The Royals have even had three winning years since 1992.)

And now, third, the Pirates' fans have to live with their baseball team batting the pitcher eighth. Is losing season No. 17 on the way?


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9 Comments

LaRussa wanted to try this back in 2008. Then even he sobered up long enough to realize it was a bad idea.

(puts fingers in ears)

LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM OVER THERE IN THE SENIOR CIRCUIT

The designated hitter rule is for sissies. MAN UP, PITCHERS

By the way, didn't Dontrelle Willis hit seventh once or twice when he was still a Marlin?

On the bright side, the Pirates have a gorgeous baseball stadium that's always half-full.

8th also represents what place in the NL Central the Pirates will finish this year.

This could be the greatest innovation in that fair city since the Pittsburgh Toilet.

The D-Train batted seventh twice, and eighth twice in 2005.

In his mind, he was batting tenth.

That picture brings a tear to my eye. RIP Bruno Kirby.

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