Hey kids, your brain is a sponge and the internet is filthy dishwater.
- WHO is coming with me to the "Baseball Nightclub" that the Rays are going to set up in the Trop? Can I borrow your mesh shirt? Mine smells like rubbing alcohol and cumin.
- WILL Mark Teixeira be able to overcome another "slow start" with hard work and a boat full of platitutdes?
- WHY does Ryan Howard have to spend a single second responding to Buster Olney's dumb trade story? Olney is singlehandedly costing our nation millions of dollars in lost productivity. Even if by some chance this trade ever did happen, there's no indication even in his story, that it's even in negotiation. Just thought I'd take a turn at venting.
- NEED an indication of where Daniel Cabrera's career has ended up? He's currently the 7th strongest candidate for the White Sox' final middle reliever position.
- WHO'S gonna be the lowballing band of shysters with the lowest payroll this season? Get excited Padre fans!
- DO you live in Philadelphia? Next time you see FoWoW Enrico from The 700 Level drinks are on him. He sold the site to Comcast for $400 Million! I actually have no idea how much money is involved in these sorts of things, but you know. MAKE THAT PAPER STACK, YOUNG MAN
- HAVE you signed up for the WoW Tourney Pick 'Em? GO NOLES!!!!!!11111UNO!!!!
Man, the season is approaching quickly. We better kick this thing into gear. Thanks for sticking with us through This Sleepy Winter Of Our Discontent. Shouts to our hilaripals over at 12 Angry Mascots for the Fernando Perez video. See you all tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Liakos, if you don't have the 'Noles winning it all, you're not a real fan.
1. God, I missed this bit.
2. Enrico is a Man among mice.
That video is great. Fernando Perez actually has Real Comic Timing. There are SNL cast members without a shred of comic timing, and yet a professional athlete has a whole barrel-ful. Amazing.
Hey, Maximillion is back. Does that mean that spring has finally sprung?
Over the "reporter's" shoulder in that video is a 2/3-burnt religious candle. Good to know that people are still buying those. And burning them.
Oh, I never left. I just could never think of anything clever to say.
MODELL'S!
Holy shit that was great. The Modell's part killed me.