Hey kids, napping is not a valid excuse.
- WHAT exactly separates USA Today from Parade Magazine? Judging from this story about Irish baseball stuff, very little.
- HOW much drool will Meech leak out over Domonic Brown this year?
- WHO is the kissing bandit that gave Jed Lowrie mono? Mono? Seriously? I'm looking forward to him landing on the DL with head lice later this season.
- HOW does Chuck Knoblauch party? By getting barred out on Xannies and choking his wife. Further proof that all short guys are dicks.
- WHO is the mystery racist that went on the PA and asked all black people to leave a Philly Wal-Mart? My money is on Danny Briere.
- IS Sarah Palin's moronic, pandering and cloying political schtick too highbrow for you? ThenJamie McCourt is your candidate for President!
- EVER wanted to sit down and have a convo with Bill James? Well keep dreamin' and leave it to a handsome expert like Geoff Baker.
So uh, Happy St. Patrick's Day I guess. This is one of those holidays I stopped celebrating after college. Like Cinco De Mayo. But by all means, you go live it up. See you tomorrow, precious. Same WoW channel.