Tonight's Questions

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Goodnight, Pa. We'll have more ish for you tomorrow. Same WoW Channel.

(Photo of DTFT and Giant Griffey Poster stolen from Geoff Baker, obviously.)


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I gave that new Titus Andronicus song just one listen but that one listen was all I needed to rate it thumbs down. Stinkeroo!

HEY DOB THANKS FOR PUTTING A FUCKING INGROWN TOENAIL IN YOUR ARTICLE. REALLY NEEDED THAT TO VISUALIZE CHIPPERS TOE.

Nothing says Minnesota like a bowl of wild rice soup

Those ten words encompass every derogatory thing I've ever said about Minnesota and it's people.

DEATH TO FLYING THINGS

Chipper needs a Dumb and Dumber-style pedi, and he'll be ready to go when Matt shows up opening day at Turner Field with his whiskey-filled novelty tomahawk.

Hall of Famer Bob Feller heard about the Span accident and recalled the time he threw a pitch that was fouled off and hit his mom -- on Mother's Day.

"She was sitting right next to the dugout at Comiskey Park in Chicago," the 91-year-old Feller said at Cleveland's camp in Goodyear, Ariz. "It hit her right above the eye, broke her glasses and she needed seven stitches. It was in 1939. Some Mother's Day for her, wasn't it? I was pretty upset, but had to keep on pitching."

Bob Feller can remember how many stitches his mother needed over 70 years ago but can't remember which car pedal is "go" and which one is "stop".

Nick,
I will help you rid your fantasy bb roster of people of MN if you answer my trade request.

BC-

I am in no great hurry to get rid of Mr. Mauer. Not to mention, trading Hudson to you would require I start Ian Desmond.

/shudders

You can counter if you would like

If you haven't got a trade offer from me in the auction league, just wait. It'll be coming.

I like that MLB has just decided that making an attempt at European growth might be a nice idea.

I wonder what else kinds of wackiness are coming down the pipe. My guess? Racial integration.

The real sexiness is the Jucy Lucy, even if they call it something else at Target Field.