Hey kids, flip yr lids
- HOW many jokes can you make about the Cubs (of all teams) putting a giant Toyota sign in Wrigley Field in 30 seconds. BEGIN.
- SICK of hearing Carl Crawford talk about his impending free agency? Think about how he feels.
- WHY is Derek Jeter such a wimp?
- INTERESTED in the wacky subsets Toppsopoly is sticking in card packs this year? I hope it involves DNA and/or gunpowder!
- DID you know that Ron Washington (FREE RON WASHINGTON) isn't the only AL Wester with a lil drug habit? Check out this LA Times headline.
- WHO are your preseason Cy Young picks for the NL. People in Orlando are real high on Tommy Hanson so far this Spring.
- LIVE in Boston? LOOKING for something to do tomorrow? May I humbly suggest you take a trip to Central Square and hit up Blastfest 3. It's being thrown by the good people of the Whitehaus Family Record. Over 25 bands (including mine) will be playing. And it's $5!! So do it. I'm wearing a Garfield shirt in this picture but you can't really tell.
Eyes-closed, clenched-fist singing? NOT CLOONEY.
You can clearly tell that while everybody else is on a different song, Liakos is launching into the first chorus of Journey's "Open Arms". SO NOW I COOOOMME TO YOOOUUUU...
jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo
For the three of you I don't already Tweet to: boo and yah, I audition for Jeopardy at the end of May. Years and years of beating my head against the online test finally paid off.
/now return you to baseball and shrimp
KENTUCKY