If He Like It Chan Ho Better Put a Cork In It

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Veteran pitcher Chan Ho Park had a - como si dice? ah yes - shitty Yankees debut last Sunday night in Fenway Park (0.2 IP, 3 H, 3 R, blown save), but he followed it up with some quality relief innings against the Sox on Wednesday (3 IP, 1 H, 0 R, win). So how to explain such a disparity when he faced the exact same team twice? Huh?

For some answers, we turn to the post-game interview he pooped out for the beat writers in the clubhouse:

Oh, it all makes sense now. I believe this is what the kids are calling an "overshare" nowadays.

(via Can't Stop the Indie Rock Bleeding among others)

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When you step up to the mound
And the poo is running down

Try to make the pitches dance
There's something squishy in your pants

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