Hey kids, use it or freeze it.
- WHO takes rubber in the two series where it will be up for grabs? Padres or Diamondbacks? Yankees or Red Sox?
- HOW will Jake Peavy fair
in his first ever start not in a Padre uniform? John Lackey, Rich Harden and Max Scherzer are alsodebuting new outfits.
- WILL Ichiro be a first ballot HoFer when he retires? He's now eligible.
- ALWAYS wanted to time the tater tot trots of every player in baseball but don't have an accurate stopwatch? Wezen-Ball has you covered.
I hope you all have a wonderful evening. Unless you're one of the people in the above video setting a world record in a Hideki Matsui snuggie. Then I just hope that one day you find both the peace and companionship that you are clearly in dire need of. Bon soir, baby. Same WoW channel.