Hey kids, use it or freeze it.
- WHO takes rubber in the two series where it will be up for grabs? Padres or Diamondbacks? Yankees or Red Sox?
- HOW will Jake Peavy fair
in his first ever start not in a Padre uniform? John Lackey, Rich Harden and Max Scherzer arealsodebuting new outfits. - WILL Ichiro be a first ballot HoFer when he retires? He's now eligible.
- ALWAYS wanted to time the tater tot trots of every player in baseball but don't have an accurate stopwatch? Wezen-Ball has you covered.
I hope you all have a wonderful evening. Unless you're one of the people in the above video setting a world record in a Hideki Matsui snuggie. Then I just hope that one day you find both the peace and companionship that you are clearly in dire need of. Bon soir, baby. Same WoW channel.

Anaheim Angels fans also hold the record for most people wearing a watermelon as a hat at one time at 4.
Peavy started a few games last year. But that was well after Ozzie decided that he was going to focus on social media for the season. So this is the first start that matters.
I'm such a moron.
Yes, but we don't hold it against you Catshirt.
I'd rather Ichiro get punched in the face than go to Cooperstown.
If you're around, I'm glogging the Yanks and Sox for The Score.
If you're mobile, download The Score app and play along from the bar. A good time is had by most.
Which, if any, of these games will be played on white dirt?
STEVEN TYLER AND PETER WOLF ARE IN THE RADIO BOOTH WITH JOE CASTIGLIONE. HOW DO YOU RECORD THE RADIO????
http://dailypostal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/steven-tyler-1.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Peter_Wolf/peter_wolf_001_041509.jpg
http://www.bostonsportsmedia.com/images/joe_castiglione.jpg
Steven Tyler looks like someone's nana.