Hey kids, the tongue is a sword.
- WILL Brian Matusz help pull the Orioles out of whatever funk they've started the year in? They've scored a whole 3 runs in their last 3 games. Jeff Niemann starts for th'Rays.
- CAN Scott Rolen continue to provide pop for Dusty's boys against the scoreboardless Fish?
- DO you notice Jermaine Dye's absence? Do you count the minutes until he returns and reach for his empty side of the bed?
- COULD he help the (cough) struggling Mariners squad? I told you that was gonna happen. They've got the surprising A's again tonight.
- THEN again, isn't it still too early to tell what's really a surprise and what we will have forgotten about in two weeks? Great question, eh? That's why we're going to have a Furious Five podcast tonight and discuss it.
Yes, by clicking that link tonight at 9 you will be treated to the sweet music of Rob, Drew and me discussing 4 baseball topics and 1 non baeball topic in the fashion that we've been doing for well over a year now. Also we encourage you to call to either chime in or discuss something completely off topic until we hang up on you. The number is, as always, (347) 843-4807. Do join us. Same WoW frequency. You too, RZA.

WILL The Padres continue their
offensive surge at home? No, because they're not playing tonight.
And you really want me to miss a moment of Lost? Silly boys.
My father-in-law to be is a great guy, but perhaps a little ginzo. When I invited him to the Yankee game tomorrow he told me he'd bring some oysters and clams.
"Uh, I don't think you can bring those into the Stadium"
"Oh yeah? Fuck 'em, we'll put em down with a few beers in the parking lot"
I love this guy.
I assume tonight's FF will be all-singing, all-dancing in an attempt to compete with Glee in the same timeslot.
Awesome, Chief. Sounds like you're going to have a peach of a game.
We may be neither singing nor dancing tonight, MDT, but we MAY be liveglogging Ricky Romero's no-hitter attempt.
So much for that. No-no? LOST.
No shame in grits, RZA. No shame.