Hey kids, those were the beginnings of thinking.
- BORED in New York? They're playing two up in Queens.
- WHO will emerge victorious in the first Twins/Tigers tilt since Game 163? Hard to bet against Liriano so far.
- WILL the Sox and Jays play a slightly less maddening game? No mas, 25 runs.
- CAN the Cubs win their 6th straight game and move above .500? Both they and the opposing Nationals are 10-10. THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN.
- WILL the Seattle One Eyed Undertakers continue to blow their futile offensive horn against Zark Groonky and the Royals?
What'd I miss? Lots of stuff! Great night for baseball. Catch some if you can. Complain about it here if you want. Or tell us what you're having for dinner. Whatever. See you tomooooorrrrooowww. Same WoW Channel.