Beer is Much More Functional Than We Realize (Beer Drinkers Still Dysfunctional)

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Courtesy of the good people at Tauntr, we give you the above video in which a smart Cubs fan uses his plastic cup of beer for more than simply drinking to forget his miserable existence as a Cubs fan. Please to enjoy.

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Who is going to do this at the #heist?

Why have the Cubs not signed him up to patrol the outfield?

He doesn't need a glove. GLOVE BE DAMNED!!! Give the man a cup full of beer and he'll be getting Pujols out every time.

God bless Amurrica!

No glove? Country Joe will be on his ass like flies on Joe's album.

"Everybody's getting on me for my little hop. I think I need something new..."

-Alfonso Soriano

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