In his ESPN article about Kelly Johnson's hot start, Doug Glanville (the pride of the University of Pennsylvania!) lets us know how things really work in the big leagues. Take it away, Doug!
Let's keep it real: There are not many places hotter than Arizona in the summer.
I appreciate Glanville's attempt at real-keepin', but I disagree. How about right on the equator at any time? Or the Earth, 4.3 billion years ago? Or how about the surface of the sun?
via my friend Mike