Advantage Humans: Four Strapping Florida Men Do Job of One Taser

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In St. Petersburg, the security guards need no Taser to subdue the shirtless louts who wander onto the field to create a nuisance. Perhaps it's actually more painful to be tackled by four underemployed dopes than to be zapped by one cowardly cop, but ask the average Padres player and they'll opt for tasering every single danged time.

(we owe a Coke to Cork Gaines at Rays Index)

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No-shirt-jeans-and-sneakers? Oh, I guess somebody thinks he's too fancy to wear no-shirt-jorts-and-flip-flops like a real Floridian. Me and my personal savior, Sarah Palin, blame liberal Islamic fundamentalist book learnin'.

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