
Ahh, memories of youth...
- DID you now know they're calling Dallas Braden "Mr. Perfect"? Curt Hennig is dead, but Vince McMahon probably wants some royalties.
- IS it unfair for the other teams that Eric Byrnes is playing in a slow-pitch softball league? Before you answer, dude had a 12 OPS+ this year before being released by the Mariners.
- WILL Tampa ever get a new stadium? Probably, if we extend the timeline indefinitely. And, hey, they got the 2012 RNC.
- WHAT baseball player is also a doctor? No major leaguers, I guess, but Padres' pitcher Tim Stauffer used his iPhone to diagnose his appendicitis.
- DO you want to read this Frank Deford piece about how the Wall Street Journal shouldn't use 'Mister' in its sports stories? I think we know the answer.
We are more than halfway done the week. Go see Kris' band if you're in Boston tonight. Either way, come back tomorrow.
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When's that Midwest tour going to happen, Catshirt?
Corey Patterson is back in Baltimore and, yes, it appears that he'll be batting leadoff.
In Rob's absence, I will post a Corey Patterson update tomorrow. Thanks, Stacey!