Breaking: Chipper Jones To Retire, Or Maybe Something Else

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While I'm here, why not post this, too? Chipper Jones will address the media in 10 minutes (at 6 p.m.) and hmmm why would he be getting ready to do that?

My guess: He's going to announce he would like to be called Larry from now on.

Update: Maybe something else! Chipper says he's leaning toward retirement at the end of the season, but won't talk about it again until after the season. Way to be a tease, Chipper!


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My caps lock button just ran into another room.

Is it to announce that his newest child will also be named after a place where he's had success?

Welcome, DL Jones!

He's obviously a WoWie and wants to be called Chad

Sadly, Phony, he could also decide to go with Jacobs Field Jones.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IM NOT SAYIN NOTHIN ABOUT ANYTHIN TILL THIS SEASON IS THROUGH WITH IM SURE THATS JUST WHAT YOU JACKRABBITS WANT ME TO DO IS BLAB ABOUT MY FEELINGS WELL I ONLY GOT ONE FEELING FROM APRIL TO SEPTEMBER AND THATS THE DESIRE TO BE A MASHER

SO IF YOU WANT I CAN GO ON AND TELL YOU HOW TO RAKE LIKE A PRO BUT MY HUNCH IS THAT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY IT WOULD BE LIKE TEACHIN MATH TO A SCREEN DOOR OR BARKIN AT THE MOON CUZ THE TIDES ARE GONNA ROLL ON AND I CANT CHANGE NONE OF IT

ALSO WHERE CAN I GET THAT PLAQUE IN THE PICTURE IT WOULD LOOK SWEET IN MY POKER ROOM. REAL INTIMIDATING LIKE

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