Easily the Second Best Scott Rolen Tribute Song You'll Ever Hear

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Via Ryan Parker's RyanParkerSongs.com comes this John Fogerty-inspired ditty about Drew's favorite third baseman, Scott Rolen. Including Dusty Baker? Pure genius.


It's good, but gets a little predictable during the bridge when they mention sassy line-dancer Bronson Arroyo. Also, it's nothing when compared to the as-of-yet-unwritten "Papa Was Scott Rolen's Stone". Now that's a tune I can dance to.

(we owe a pallet of Cherry Coke to OMG Reds)


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So when can we expect something about a cover of Don MacLean's "American Pie" in reference to Felix PIe? It'll take some stretching, but it could work.

The most perfect cover potential that I see, is covering Styx's "Lady" and making it all about Xavier Nady. Just imagine Dennis DeYoung singing NAAAAAAAAADY!

So what's next? REO Speedwagon's "Keep On Lovin' YOUK"?

Ed, I think you know what your job is now.

Are we forgetting Halftime: Stand up and get Pronk by the Ying Yang twins?

Admittedly, this is sorta why I deliberately decided against this style of work for my own baseball project. That being said, I think that song is in my voice range...

AND I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVIN' YOOUUK
'CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANNA DOOOOO
I DON'T WANNA SLEEP
I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVIN' YOOOOUUUUUUK

"Stop Kickin' My Corey Hart Around"

How about we just get "Country" Corey Hart to sing "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night?" I'd pay to see that. Maybe even a duet between Corey Hart and Corey Hart?

Maybe you could do "The Wall" for Aaron Rowand.

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