Lady Gaga Hates CitiField, Sympathizes With Chipper Jones

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Lady Gaga puts up her middle finger while the New York Mets play San Diego Padres at Citi Field in New York City on June 10, 2010.  UPI/John Angelillo Photo via Newscom

All pop sensation Lady Gaga wanted to do was spend a peaceful afternoon in pastoral Flushing, Queens taking in a baseball game between expansion teams. Buy her some peanuts and rhinestone underwear, amirite? Shame that the photogs who expected to snap boring shots of Jose Reyes legging out an infield single or Jerry Hairston Jr flashing his toothy smile instead turned their SLRs towards the fame monster seated among the hoity-toity, because Gaga's attitude turned sour.

Chances that Gaga ever comes back to CitiField are slim to nil; she's a Yankees fan, after all, and her public display of aggression seals the deal. She joins Chipper Jones in hating the joint; she joins Mets fans in getting pissed off while there.

And for those of you who claim ignorance about the WORLDWIDE POP SENSATION THAT IS THE GAGA, shame on you. Your act is as fake as Lady Gaga's penis.

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Omar Minaya is a big fan of "Alejandro"

Someone in New York flipped the bird?

Well, I never . . .

FINE! See if BCTF ever shares another ICE photo with you, Broacane.

We're Number One! We're Number One!

Just because you are obsessed with this lady boy doesn't mean I have to be. And just because this Berkowitz fellow wrote that article last week doesn't mean I am faking my indifference towards most pop culture. That being said, I probably shouldn't have brought it up yesterday.

BTW, I had never heard of until Kris linked to it in one of his TQ's and while it's stupid and immature I am not going to stop doing it because deadspin thinks it's stupid. I will stop doing it once the fun wears off

Truce. Agree to disagree. We at Walkoff Walk value our partnership with our Minnesota commenters.

I can live with that. But what is your opinion on who should have won the 2006 AL MVP?

I agree

Lady GaGa is no Goddess Bunny.

There is an Ayn Rand quote that ties in perfeclty with that article"

"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."

Of course that makes me the "fashionable non-conformist" but I the quote came to my mind when I read the Berkowitz article yesterday

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