- CAN you believe that there is at least one dude out there upset about all the ESPN Zones closing down? THE FINEST ASPECT OF THE ESPN ZONE IS THE VALUE RECEIVED FOR THE KITSCH.
- AREN'T you glad there will finally be brown people milling about outside Fenway Park?
- SINCE the Pirates failed in their quest to steal Strasmas, can they have a holiday of their own tonight when their own phenoms Brad Lincoln and Jose Tabata make their debut at Nats Park?
WHO you got in the second most important game on Broad Street as Philly hosts the Marlins? Roy Halladay, Josh Johnson, or the offenses?RAINED OUT.
- DID ESPN do NBC a yooge favor by scheduling Cubs/Brewers as the national game tonight? Seriously, I'm gonna check out this hockey thing again.
That'll do, pigs. Thanks to the good folks at Ted Williams Head for the horrifyingly funny Marco Scutaro tribute song. Yeesh. Enjoy sports tonight, as you should do every night. Until tomorrow, same WoW channel.