Hey kids, do not be be the tiresome kind.
- IS there any good news on the horizon for Orioles fans? Sure, if you go see em in San Francisco this week you can drown your sorrows in watermelon beer and garlic fries.
- CAN the Angels stay hot and keep on the good side of the little schism forming in the middle of the AL West standings? They've got the MEHlwaukee Brewers in town to kick around.
- WORLD what? NBA Fin-huh? All my sports attention has been focused on the the restructuring of operations at MLB. Baseball development is now SEPARATE from baseball development???? Who is gonna get the office with the picture window and the elephant ivory coat hangers? HOW CAN I SLEEP UNTIL I KNOW?
- HOW bout them first place Padres? The Blue Jays need to rain on their parade since they just got swept by the Roxtober Roxtrons.
- CAN a homestand agains those Mighty Mariners help right the off kilter Cards?
- WHO amongst us hasn't dreamed of rapping on Bam Margera's stupid coconut with a baseball bat? I'm pretty excited for Jackass 3-D, though.
Alright, then. Come back tomorrow? I know I will. Same WoW channel.

Jackass 3-D? If I wanted to see white trash in all dimensions I would just go to more Brewers games.
ZING!!!
Huh. I had no idea Jackass still existed in some form...
WATERMELON BEER!!!
I had some more this past weekend watching the Giants sweep the A's.
Whoever came up with the idea of Watermelon Beer is a GENIUS.
Fartie, can you fax me some of that goodness? They don't sell that sweet sweet nectar in my bodega.
@BCTF: I happen to attend a fair amount of Brewers games, seeing as I live in Milwaukee, (Even though I'm a Tiger's fan) and I can assure you that there is no white trash at those games. After all, barely anyone shows up for them anymore