Hey kids, they arrested that Swedish punk up the block who's always starting fires.
- ARE any of your preferred MLB teams playing in this evening's three games?
- ARE you following the College World Series? Even though I've been lax about writing about it (and um, everything lately) OH MY GOD THE NOLES ARE PLAYING HATED HATED HATED HATED DESPISED SCUMBAG RIVALS UF RIGHT THIS SECOND. LOSER GOES HOME. AHHHHHHH. GO NOLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
- EVEN if the "fatty melt" is years old by now, don't you think that Friendly's putting it on the menu is noteworthy just because of David Pinto's impending weight gain? DIP IT IN THE FRIBBLE, DAVEY.
That's it for today. I'm gonna go watch this FSU game and tear my hair out then cry when we inevitably lose and every idiot Gator fan I know that hasn't watched a game all year decides to ride my ass about it. Blech. Anyway, we'll see you manana, amigos. Lo mismo canal de WoW.
(Boylan's Cola to the fine folks at Classic Televeision Showbiz for the video.)