Hey kids, they have a name for that at Olive Garden.
- WHO thought that Lenny Dykstra's stock market genius was authentic even for a single second? We now have details of his fraud and it's about as surprising as someone saying he chewed tobacco when he played baseball.
- CAN the White Sox drain the blood from the Royals in their 3 game series and catapult themselves into the division lead?
- CAN Padres stretch baseball's biggest divisional lead at home against the Roxboxtacotrucks?
- HOW will the Braves fare against Strasburg? He'll be completely overshadowed tonight but Tim Hudson's bounceback year is a nice little story, too.
- ANYONE going to any of these Maiden dates?
Goodnight, you people. We're all into it. Even Baby Satan. Same WoW channel.
Just give Lenny an E8, and time served, your honor.
"They pelted us with rox and garbage."
Still find it slightly bizarre yet oddly fitting that Dream Theater is opening for Iron Maiden...
Well Hudson threw 7 shut out and Stras gave up 3 in 6 1/3