Hey kids, they have a name for that at Olive Garden.
- WHO thought that Lenny Dykstra's stock market genius was authentic even for a single second? We now have details of his fraud and it's about as surprising as someone saying he chewed tobacco when he played baseball.
- CAN the White Sox drain the blood from the Royals in their 3 game series and catapult themselves into the division lead?
- CAN Padres stretch baseball's biggest divisional lead at home against the Roxboxtacotrucks?
- HOW will the Braves fare against Strasburg? He'll be completely overshadowed tonight but Tim Hudson's bounceback year is a nice little story, too.
- ANYONE going to any of these Maiden dates?
Goodnight, you people. We're all into it. Even Baby Satan. Same WoW channel.