Hey kids, you can't live in the fridge.
- HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT GBV IS GONNA PLAY A SHOW IN OCTOBER??? Field trip.
- CAN the Tigers extend their newly minted division lead against the Twins? Sorry, Sooze.
- CAN the Pirates improve to 9-2 against the Cubs this season? LOU, YOUR BUTT IS ON FIRE.
- YOU know where I bet there's some amazing ballpark food? At the Mets/Marlins series in San Juan. Marlins spanked em last night.
- WILL Yankee announcers (and fans) show any restraint in licking their chops over Cliff Lee tonight in Seattle?

CAN'T LIVE
IF LIVING IS WITHOUT CLIFF
Shit, if Cliff is going tonight that means I'll have the pleasure of seeing him shut down the Tiggers this weekend. SHARKFARTS.
Tell me all about it, Clare.