Hey kids, you can't live in the fridge.
- HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT GBV IS GONNA PLAY A SHOW IN OCTOBER??? Field trip.
- CAN the Tigers extend their newly minted division lead against the Twins? Sorry, Sooze.
- CAN the Pirates improve to 9-2 against the Cubs this season? LOU, YOUR BUTT IS ON FIRE.
- YOU know where I bet there's some amazing ballpark food? At the Mets/Marlins series in San Juan. Marlins spanked em last night.
- WILL Yankee announcers (and fans) show any restraint in licking their chops over Cliff Lee tonight in Seattle?