Hey kids, hang up the damn phone
- WHO is the dreamiest Justin in Minnesota? Bieber or Morneau?
- WILL this drawing of Boras and Heyman actually end up framed and hanging in Scott Boras' gold-plated office?
- WHAT'S eating Roy Halladay? Seriously, a 2-4 record since his perfect game? At least he's not winless since making history like Dallas Braden is.
- CAN Daisuke Matsuzaka put a boot on the Rays' collective neck tonight and keep Boston nipping at the Yankees' collective heels? Collectively, I want to know your answer.
- BONUS question added after posting: WHY would you move a guy who can't throw strikes into the bullpen?
And that's the end of our show. Just throw your garbage on the floor, A.J. Pierzynski will clean it up, that pig. Until tomorrow, same WoW channel.