One of my favorite players in baseball is Troy Tulowitzki. He's a frequent subject of mine as I'm deeply enamoured with his five tool-goodness and can't cry enough over spilled milk. (Even if I now know I'm better off without the milk anyway.) Tulowitzki might be one of my favorite players but he doesn't strike me as the kind of dude I'd like to want to spend much time with. I'm sure he's quite unpleasant in that "professional baseball player who makes millions and is good at everything" kind of way.
Credit where it is due — Troy wants to help the childrens. Helping children is hard for most people, so a lazy gimmick is often the best way to go. Tulo and friends solution: grow a mullet for charity! Please to enjoy a wide variety of Colorado Rockies offering their takes on the shortstop's ape drape.
Mullets and trucker hats never stop being funny, do they? Short on top and long in back? THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT! Tulowitzki plans to grow the mullet as long as people continue to donate, so kick in a few bucks for The Children's Hospital of Denver & Colorado Special Olympics if you delight in the non-stop hilariousness of a once-popular hairstyle. Donate $25 to receive a special Mullet hat! That is a gift that never stops giving — the laffs!