This is my favorite video maybe ever. Typical Wednesday night after church!
- DID you see the Orioles hired Buck Showalter as their new manager? Guess Juan Samuel's .340 winning percentage wasn't cutting it. Showalter's first game will be Tuesday night.
- WILL you be in South Florida August 4? 96-year-old Charlie Manuel fan Hattie Gubel will sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on the field at the Phillies-Marlins game.
- DO you think A-Rod will be able to block the sale of the Texas Rangers or whatever?
- WILL you be voting on the San Jose stadium measure in November? You won't! It's been pulled off the ballot.
- WHAT charity will the grand Giants closer Brian Wilson was fined for his orange spikes go to?
More tomorrow!

Juan Samuel: Dead Interim Manager Walking
I hope he starts messing with everybody. Send a pinch runner in for the guy pinch hitting for the DH for no real reason, scrap the DH altogether and let his pitchers hit... or at least just get tossed from every game between now and Tuesday.
CAN Miguel Tejada revert back to his early-00s ways? San Diego IS the closest MLB city to Mexico and cheap farmacias...
I would bet that nike would be happy to donate 1,000 pairs of shoes to needy kids in the Bay Area, to protest/celebrate that fine. Brian--call me; I know some people.
Holy shit, spam. I THOUGHT WE KILLED Y'ALL