Because premature reports of his death sadden me. Although it's true he's suffered a massive heart attack and is in a Tampa hospital, so we'll keep this page updated if any other news comes out.
UPDATE: he's gone. RIP, Big Steinz. You were a hero to some, an enemy to most, and a crazy sonofabitch to all.

The Boss, RIP.
Heart attack? Must have been from too many calzones.
It's just empty calories and male curiosity in heaven.
I heard Zombie Stein was calling into the podcast tonight.
Steinbrenner's group bought the Yankees for $8.8M in 1973. In related news, I'm sitting on 10 of these "Forever" stamps that I plan to use when the rate goes up in a couple years.
That's some sound investing Nick.
BREAKING NEWS: Bruce Springsteen has also passed away. Or at least that's what I am gathering from some headlines.
I get all of my news from Jim Thome's twitter feed and he definitely said Springsteen is dead.
Barbaro sure looks different.
Is there a Children of Dead Baseball Owners Relief Fund I can donate to?